Hi Everyone and welcome to AlcoholFlu.com - a place for all you fun loving young aspiring alcoholics to share your funny stories of nights out on the town.This is my first attempt of making a website and i thought that this would be a pretty cool way to pass the time on the net. Cause i personally have lots of funny stories of nights out to tell and i would be happpy to hear some of yours to, so we can all laugh at our stupidity and lack of repect for alcohol - a legal drug that can make a sane person do the most completly and utterly bizzare things!! we salute you Mr Al Cohol! Send your Stories to the Email address below and i will get them up on the pages asap. thanx for visiting my page and come back with your stories soon. Thanks again.
Dave Pazza |
29/11/2003: An All Day and Night Payday Piss-up was planned. Sheely, Lee and myself (Dave) were all starting drinking at 12 o clock in the afternoon and planned to not stop until we dropped. Things got off to a bit of a slow start, mainly cos we were still hungover from thenight before, but come 4 o clock in the afternoon things were starting to pick up. We wentto the revalution on Matthew Street, Liverpool, and had ourselves 80%proof Vodka and Red Bull. They had to be the most vial things i had ever tasted. from there we went to the Barracuda for a pitcher of Viagra, which i hasten to dsay did not keep us up all night like it promised ;) lol. after the Baracuda came Bar Cava on Wood Street. God knows What we were drinking in their but it probably involved absynth and a shot bong. At about half 6 we decided it was time to take ourselves the the student union, so up that cardiac hill we went to the cooler. by this time we were on pints still (well me and lee were, sheely is a pussy and can't drink them).Whilst in the cooler we were harassed by some man from the university Afro-Caribbean society who asked us the most bizarre questions for his society group discussion: 1) If you could be or do anything in the whole world what would you do/be? SHEELY: A 20 year old Hugh Hepher, LEE: Rob a Bank, ME: I would be the cross breed of a spider and a cow, a cow with the legs of a spider, how fucking cool would that be~!! 2) If you were stuck on a desert island and could only have two things what would they be? SHEELY:Lots of Ale and a fit girl, LEE: Kylie's Arse, Both Cheeks, ME: Kiera Knightley and Holly Valance. Why this man wanted to know these things is way over my head. Sheely didnt stay much longer in the union, his girlfriend(Lee's Sister Eve) had passed her driving test that day and they were going for a "ride" ;) As soon as Sheely walked out of the door of the union i said to Lee " know its time to get off the shite ale and move onto old mr JD." And we were on Treble JD and Cokes for the next 3 hours. during that time we went from the union to blakes were we met up with some old college friends of mine:-Jimmy Corkhill and Steph McBride, it was a few days after Stephs birthday so we said we'd av a drink with her. 10 o clock comes and me and lee are so fuckin wasted, Sheely turns back up at Blakes and says come on lets go the Krazyhouse, so me Steph, Lee and Sheely are walking down the Kray, Steph is Throwing her guts up cause she cant take the pace of drinkin wit me an lee, so im like waiting for her as were walking down. but im like so totally fucked and dont realise that craig and lee are fucking miles ahead, presuming they will just be in the krazyhouse me and steph carry on upto the krazyhouse. Now this is were it all gets Fuzzy.... I know i was in there and i was buyin champagne and dancing like a looney but i have no idea who i was dancing with..... Steph told me the other day that i scared her cause i picked up a giant dice and was throwing it at people so she left. so who the hell i was there with i dont know. i text Sheely telling him i was on the third floor(K3) and to come and find me. No Reply. So im doing whatever it is you do when you have that complete memory loss thing going on, if past history is anything to go on i may have been showing people my arse alot, and i end up outside the krazyhouse, i think i left of my own accord but i dont really know. so im so of my head and i thought to myself where the fuck is lee? i couldnt remeber Sheely coming to blakes and had no recollection of seing him, so i text him saying Where the hell is Lee. Meantime before he texts back i am withdrawing 100 quid out of my acoount and end up in X in the City (a strip Club) on my own. I spent about a hour or so there and, this i remember ,getting 7 lapdancers of different girls. Pussy Heaven. i must have looked like the sadest bastard in the world in a strip club on ma own. i leaves there when it shuts at 2am and proceed to walk to the Hospital and ask at the reception if anyone had seen my friend lee, i told them i had been dancing with him in the krazyhouse and dont know where he had gone. he wasnt there so i think fuck it and walk 2 1/2 miles at half 2 in the morning to get home, through 1 of the roughest areas in Liverpool. Soft Shite. Next Day in work i find out that Lee and Sheely went home whilst i was still walking down Hardman Street with Steph, this was a whole 4 1/2 hrs before i only just realise he aint with me and i couldnt remember seeing Sheely atall and i definatly cant remember seeing his girfriend eve and licking her face. so 200hundred quid and 13 hrs after going out i was finally in bed with all the makings of the worst case of the alcohol flu yet, and having to work in a busy kitchen with it too. |
