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| Hi my name is Nathan Woodland and I am here to test your brain.If you like my site please vote or sign the guest book but please don't e-mail me. Facts: A man was trapped in a room with only a door that was locked. There was no windows in the room and trap doors.The floor was made of cement so was the rest of the room other than the door.There was nothing in the room that would brake the door down.The man never learned how to pick a lock. He could not yell for help because there was nobody around to help. Q.How did the man get out of the room? A.He had the key in the pocket! Q.Is there such thing as an smart criminal? A.NO if they were smart they wouldn't be a criminal. Facts: One day an old man that was six feet tall was carrying some huge logs over his sholders.When he got to his house he was walking out back to put the logs back.He was only half way to the back when someone seven feet tall holding a gun to the old mans back and said "turn around or I will shoot." When the old man turned around he notice the man holding the gun was unconscious and the old man droped the logs and got away. Q.What knocked the man with the gun unconscious? A.When the old man turned around he was still holding the huge logs.So when the old man turned around he hit the man with the gun in the head with the logs. Facts: One day there was a group of firemen brought to a HUGE forest fire.The fireman could not put out the fire so they ran. But the fire would kill all the firemen.One of the firemen survived the fire There was no lakes or water close to the fire when the fire started. All the fireman had was a lighter Q. How did the man survive the fire? A. The fireman burnt a patch of grass so the fire would go around the patch of dirt where the fireman burnt the patch of grass. Facts: When the inspector reached the scene of a fatal hunting accident, he found the sheriff already there. " The dead man is H. Harvey Morton," said the sheriff. "He and his law partner Bill Johnson, had been afield two hours when the tragedy struck. Johnson states he missed a shot at a buck, and the bullet pierced Morton's left temple." The inspector stooped by the body, which lay face downward, about ten feet from a low thicket. One hand still clutched a rifle. The wound, though messy, was clearly visible, as Morton was hatless. "I guess I was overanxious," Johnson said remorsefully. "Harvey and I hunted together last year, and we bagged our limit by the second day. But we'd gone four days without a shot before we spotted this big buck. "He was lying asleep in that little thicket,"continued Johnson. "It was Harvey's turn--we always agree on who shoots first. I sneaked in closer, believing Harvey was right behind me. But he must have crept in on the far side of the thicket. "Well, the buck sensed us, because he suddenly rose to his forelegs. Then his rump came up, and Harvey still didn't fire. The buck was ready to bolt, and I knew I'd have to shoot first or lose the big fellow. I missed--and hit poor Harvey." "Didn't Harvey wear a red hunting cap?" asked the inspector. Johnson looked surprised. "Yes....He must have lost it in the woods someplace." Thanking the distraught hunter, the inspector returned to the sheriff. "I'd check into the firm of Morton and Johnson," he advised. "I've a strong suspicion Johnson had good reason to kill his partner." Q. Why did the inspector suspect Johnson? A. Johnson's story was clearly an invention. He said the buck rose first on his forelegs. Unfortunately for him, a deer gets off the ground hind-end first. Q.How many animals did Moses take on the ark? A.Moses didn't make a ark! Facts: Arthur Maxim sagged in an easy chair. His right hand lay on his lap,clutched about a bottle of cyanide. "He's been dead about fifteen minutes,"Dr.Haledjian told Carter. "Have you called the police?" "Yes-but I called you first. I knew you were at the hotel. Arthur was depressed, but - good heavens!-I never dreamed he'd kill himself!" "You knew him well?" asked Haledjian. "We were kids together,"replied Carter. "Since his wife divorced him, he's been despondent. I suggested this vacation. He seemed better yesterday. We played golf and fished. "Half an hour ago I went down to the lobby for a newspaper.Just as I returned, he drank that bottle in his hand." Inspector Winters arrived. Haledjian summed up his findings. "You'll notice how lax the body is,"said the sleuth, pointing to the drooping position the corpse had assumed in the chair. " Cyanide kills insantly,and the muscles go limp." "Maxim appears to have commited suicide by drinking cyanide. But no conclusion is possible till we know for certian the cause of the death." Two days later the insptor told Haledjian:"The lab confirms that Maxim's death was do to cyanide." "That clinches it!" was the reply. "Arrest Carter on suspicion of murder!" Q. Why did Haledjian suspect Carter? A.As cyanide "kills instantly and the muscles go limp,"Maxim couldn't possibly have held the bottle in his hand. It had to have been put there after the death! Facts: One day the police found a man hung in his barn.He commited suicide but he had to stand on something to hang himself.But there was nothing in the room exept the man hung and a puddle on the ground under the man. Q.How did the man kill himself. . A.He stood on a ice cube and it melted under the man to make a puddle! Facts: Dr.Haledjian put the telephone receiver to his ear and heard the frantic voice of Ted Petrie, a rare-book collector "A thief took the hinges off the door of one of my book cabinets and made off with a 16th-century Bible," explained Petrie. " Can you come right over to my place?" Half an hour later, Haledjian stood on the second floor of Petrie's home and examined the small, empty book cabinet. The glass door, unhinged lay on the carpit. "I was downstairs watching television," said Petrie. "I went to the kitchen for a bite to eat and suddenly a man dashed down the stairs and out the front door with the Bible. "Of course I chased him. At the corner of Vine and Davis,I lost him in the crowd watching the St. Patrick's Day parade.I stopped at the first pay telephone and called you. " I always keep the cabinet locked. I expect the noise of the television kept me from hearing the thief at work upstairs." "Is the Bible insured?" asked Haledjian. "Yes for a fortune,"answered Petrie. "But money can't replace such a book!" "Then I suggest you put the book back,"said Haledjian. " I don't believe a word of your story!" Q. Why didn't Haledjian believe Petrie's story? A.At the time Petrie telephoned Haledjian, Petrie had no way of knowing exactly how the cabinet on the second floor had been opened. This next question I am not going to answer for you.If you want to be listed on my site till I have too many people listed, you have to tell the answer to the next question to me in the guest book.If you get the question wrong you won't be listed. Q.There are 9 apples in a basket and you take 2 apples away. How many apples do you have? Think about it. The people with correct answer are...Scott,David,Harry Potter and jflkkkbi9. |
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