Your mom is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.
Ya mother been on welfare so long, they put her picture on a food stamp.
Yo moms is so stupid, she stole a free sample.
Your mom is so stupid, she went to summer school in the winter.
Your mom is so ugly, a peeping Tom broke in her house and closed the blinds.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
That's why your mom ordered a hearin' aid with call waiting.
You know ur ghetto if ur car is nicer than ur house.
You know ur ghetto if u take the batteries out ur remote and put them in ur pager.
You know ur ghetto if u have to stand 1 ft. away from the tv so the batteries in the remote work.

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What is ur contribution to future evolution?/Seems that ur jus' like me- submerged in confusion/It's not responsibility to limit ur ability/Looks like ur doin' it willingly/Irresponsible n---as is killin'/Scared to get up/and now I'm fed up/'cuz u let up on what's rightfully urs/Others takin' responsibility for fatherless newborns/This world is built upon a woman's scorn/A woman's scorn/But today this is the norm/And I'm torn between what I can and can't do to protect u/My newborn child/I smile at my tribulations and my trials that I will have w/ u/Jus' remember I love u/See it when I hug u that I put no one above u/A princess born to save us all from peasantry/Brush away opposition pleasantly/And that is many presently/I don't know y they wanna take u from me /Right now I can't make u want me/but I ned u-/My seed/I nourture u as ur tree/In years to come u will see/How this world is cruel place/That loves to see tears on ur face/Treat it as a game and me as base/I'm sorry for things I forget to tell u that u find out on ur own/When ur out from under me and ur all alone/Jus' remember ur never too grown/I will ALWAYZ be here to whipe ur tears and calm ur fears/Even all through ur 80 plus years/I was with u at birth and i will be w/ u past death/And for that they can't take what I have left. |

Freestyle
Now see u went and brought me out and down from my cloud/Tried to strip me of my smile/my crown/Now see u'll drowned in the $#!+ u started/Wallow in it/Open ur mouth and try to scream/Ur gonna swallow it/All I wanted was to raise a child right/But u fight me and bite me/Mad I got ur daughter jus' like me/It's unsightly the wrong that u do/-for as long as u do/But I'm as strong as u/Nah I'm stronger/And in the end I'm gonna laugh longer/'Cuz my revenge started the second u wrong me/Very soon ur gonna look @$$ed out like a donkey/ I could take u through the different directions and cross sections of my mind/Hit rewind/play it back/then hit it one more time/U still wouldn't understand that ur the problem at hand/So ur life's submergin' slow like ur anchored in quicksand/And mine is grand/'Cuz while I live happy with the love of my life/U'll be lonely in heartache in strife/So while u got all of ur money/LOVE IT/Slither on ur belly/And while ur at it/g'head and think I'm jealy/'Cuz u will fall to what makes u weak/U will wreak of betrayal/and ur money will become an antique/U cut the throats of ur own children/U might as well have killed 'em a long time ago/When they didn't known/And when they go and they don't need u/The way the leave is gonna bleed u/They will never look back/on a woman that attacked them/jus' when things were on track for them/If it did good to beat the $#!+ outchu with my fist/I'd make that number one on my list/But the fist represents power/I will hold it high when I tower over u and u cower/And it will come down not physically but emotionally/I will try hard with most of me/to tame the anger that's roastin' in me/I don't know if ur dumb or jus' numb for whatever's been done to u/ But ur rapidly approachin' past strike two/U used ur religion to shield ur behavior/How can u claim Christian when money is ur savior?/Ur in danger b/c ur makin' too many enemies/There comes a point when money's the last of all remedies/Because emotional scars are held behind glass bars/And when they start breakin' out/That's when ur @$$ gets takin' out/Probably by the ones that u love/But do u really know what love is?/Ask ur son if he knows what his is/The answer's no/But see in writin' this/It seems to make me as low/But I don't care 'cuz the $#!+ u pulled's been eatin' me slow/I can turn the other cheek but so long/That doesn't mean I'm not strong/It jus' means I'm ot gonna be played like a song/ Now a burden is off me/Since I have written this softly/Unlike u I'm not grimey/Put some of this $#!+ behind me/U wanna start beef again u know where to find me/ |
(Untitled)
You know whenever I touch ur face my fingertips feel the softness
As if I ran my hand over silk satin sheets
Silk Satin sheets that I make love to u on
And ripple like waves we create as me move
One hand on ur back and one grips at ur thigh
Ur an aphrodesiac that's got me on a dangerous high
Sharp turns and dangerous curves
Too much for me to handle
'Cuz these handle bars r slippin' from my kung fu grip
Eyes shut tight
I'm flinchin' like my nightmares have me like I'm wantin' to fight
My muscles tense like they're of words of the past
Heart racin' too fast
Indy 500 doesn't have nothin' on me
Ur hands squeezin' the water out of my pores
Like a spounge bein' rung out of every drop
We gotta stop 'cuz I feel like my tank is about to approach E
Either that or I sprung a leak
Well sheets r now no longer filled w/ dry ripples
But we r now submerged in our own ocean of love
And there we drowned together in this somewhat Romeo and Juliet suicide
But I can take it 'cuz I'm in ur arms tonight. |