Howdi strangers in cyber space out there and wellcome to Completecrap. This is a cleverly disguised refuge from the gr8 sea of porn otherwise known as the internet(oops,there go all our visitors...).A little delightful site made by two dazed and confused ignorant teens called Selina Mayer and Lara Tripney.We both will not survive in teenagehood.We both live in some weird little shithole called Westoning in crappy England.N e wayz,I am destined to live with my parents forever,work in Macdonalds and clean toilets,and Selina is going to be the first person ever to murder her parents,little sister,and all pop bands in one day.When we are 18 we are gonna both go to the moon (by magic carpet) and write "Fuck Life" in massive letters on one of the crater thingys.That would be cool.So thats a little bit about ourselves,now feel free to look around our shitty little site and please sign the guestbook because we have no friends and it is rather thrilling to see entrys(like mail!) and then we can pretend that we have friends so we can continue with living in our little imaginary worlds,in our messed up heads and carry on with our pathectic little lives.
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Finally,Buttmunch and Asswipe have got off their big fat asses to see if this site woz still alive. Amazingly,the almighty ruler cyberspace,Max Pages,has not kicked this crappy site off the web,so the sisters Bunghole will now re-begin work on this piece of shit!Joy..............................
Oh wow...this thing is like,still here and stuff.i really didnt expect that.well,seein as i ent got nothin better 2 do,tell me wot u want on this site (other than porn...we hav 2 pay 2 put pix on it!) and i'll do my best.oh,by the way,this is selins here coz lara's in trauma.her computer was abducted. |
