Stephs Words of Wisdom
I Didnt Know That
Comments on Life
101 Ways to be Obnoxious
X Files Conspiracy
10 Reasons Why
A Quiz
Are You a Vampire
Guys Figured Out By Name
Top Things to Know About Women
Writing on David Duchovny
Didnt you always wonder
Refrences for the INTERESTING
Bumper Stickers
Funny Signs
Jokes
Ridles
Quotes
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| There are some rather intesresting things in this site. Below are a coulpe of them, browze read many diferent jokes and other funny things. |
Manic's Prayer  |
| Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details, beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 a.m. EST. God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive. God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they are usually NOT ny fault. God, help me not to try to run everything, but if you need some help, please feel free to ASK ME! Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it EXACTLY RIGHT. God, help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, & dancing. God, give me patience, and I mean NOW! Lord, help me not to be a perfectionest. (Did I write that correctly?) God, help me to finish everything that I sta... Amen |
License  |
| A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take my license away and then today you expect me to show it to you!" |
Tsate of the quotes  |
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
-Aesop
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get stucked into jet engines."
-John Benfield
"And remember, no mater where you go, there you are."
-Buckaroo Banzai
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
-Al capone |
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