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One day a man owned a horse and to get the horse to go he would say amen and to get the horse to stop he would say God you are holy. Well one day the man was to old to keep the horse so he went to his friend and said you can have this horse but there is something you need to know. To get the horse to go you say amen and to stop you say God you are holy. Sounds easy enough said the man who was going to buy the horse. Well now the horse was the other mans so, the man decided to take the horse for a ride. Then suddenly the horse was almost on the edge of a cliff then the man said dear god you are holy then the horse stoped. The man was now finishing his prayer and he said oh thank you lord for making the horse stop amen. |
One night a robber snuck into a house and just as he started to unlock the safe,"Jesus is watching you."the robber just shrugged and went back to unlocking the safe he heard the voice louder,"JESUS IS WATCHING YOU"The robber spun around to see a parot,"well hello there little feller what`s your name?"Moses"replyed the parot"Well who would name a parot moses?"asked the robber and the parot said,"The same guy who named that rotwiler in the corner jesus!" |
There were some scientist that thought they were better than God. So, the put God up for a challange. The scientist said ''We will see who is better by seeing who makes the best ground but,since you have already made ground we scientist will make our own then compare it. So, the scientist grabed some dirt when God said '' You can not use that I made it." |
If you are having trouble with your friends allways remember God WILL be your friend no matter what. Duh!! |
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