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The only reason for this site is to link from half.com's review of Grand Theft Auto. It was too long to post there, so I made a site to link to from there to get my review. |
I just felt like making everyone who doesn't like Grand Theft Auto look like idiots. Looking through these reviews, I found the 3 most popular reasons for giving this game a 1 are pathetic. So I've decided to hand every moron who gave one of those reasons their ass on a plate.
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Reason #1: GAMECUBE ROCKS!!!!!!111 |
Yes, you make a very good point. I can see exactly why that has everything to do with how much Grand Theft Auto deserves a 1.
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Reason #2: imao ny1 who l1k3s th1s game can go ffffffuuu cccckkk them selves lol |
Okay, no post said all of that in one, but that is pretty much a summary of the "off-topic, no real reason to hate the game" category. For one thing, liking a game does not constitute going and fucking yourself. Oh, and saying the game sucks in the same sentence you're showing everyone that you are an AOLer is pretty much saying the game is awesome, because everyone knows AOLers are morons, and their opinion should be the opposite of theirs.
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Reason #3: This game has you kill innocent people, go get Saved. |
This game lets you loose on the street and gives you a gun, it sends you on missions, it never says to go and kill innocent people. Sure, it gives you a gun, of course you can kill people, just like in real life. They never said it was right. Oh, and "saved" isn't the 1st word in your sentence, it isn't a proper noun, don't capitalize it. Why don't you pull your head out of your Ass? You seem to be under the impression that God is peaceful, have you read the Bible? I have. You poor, brainwashed idiot. I bet you only know what they taught you in Sunday school. "David killed big bad Goliath with a stone and a sling shot, praise the Lord! Yay!" Right? Wrong. Did they teach you that afterwards he cut off Goliath's head and gave it to the king? Did they tell you after that he cut off 200 Philistines foreskins just to appeal to the king? That the king got jealous and tried to kill David? The Bible is violent, and so is God, forget about what you were taught and read it, that isn't the only thing that would surprise you either, there isn't a book in the Old Testament less bloody than Tepes' forest. |
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