A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.
Sorry about that I had to start the site introduction with a good ole fart wrenching story.(you know how it is)Well, Congradulations on oyur new born son(HAHAHA) Just pullin your chain( Why do people say that ..it sounds like they are comin from a torture chamber or something I mean come on think about it.......IM JUST PULLIN YOUR CHAIN........It sounds as if you are tied up hanging by a chain and the guy says""OH Im Just pullin your chain.Then he laughs a hard hard laugh.....Hardyharharhar.)Anyway sorry about that. I meant congradulations not on having a spawn but congradulations on making it to hahaha .com the funniest site on da net fer all me homies.HAHAHA.Even though this site is intended for the comedy-thirsting students of vidor junior high school we are willing to accept any visitors from other regions.So thanks a bunch and enjoy the laughs. |
