Hey this is Jeffery's web site
To read Julia's and sarah's addition to the website... go to the bottom of the page!! $habs'addition is in the brackets....
I'm gonna tell you about my mates, and my life....
My best mate is Sarah Heywood, she's wicked, and I luv her to bits...But, she has an obsesion about her luv life, or lack of as the matter may be....Her ideal man is David Beckham...tough luck Sarah, I think he's taken now! Sarah fancies Derek Bramald and Oppi(don't deny it sarah i know you do) ...Clare Peebles is my other mate...She's a stinky slutty tart! I'm joking clare! Your gorgeous really...And for anyone that knows Stefan Warner(the big bloke at sports day)...yes Clare did shag him :) ooops, said too much already...I could tell you one of Clare's well hidden secrets: she is secretly madly infactuated with George Mowbry...Now Clare don't deny it! :)
I'm sure Clare and Sarah are now gonna go round telling everyone my deepest darkest secrets! but this is a warning you two: I know alot more of yours, which i could quite happily dispense at my own risk! :)...Also most people seem to know everything that I get up to anyway!So I don't have many...Oh apart from....I say no more! ;)
My other friends are:
Sophie F, Dirty Sophie G, Sophie gave Paul a BJ , does this picy remind you of something sophie???, Helen the sex goddess, Blowjob the horniest girl in the UK,Lora the best mate ever, Hazel, Twiglet, Claire S, Jo L, Jules the coolest and sexiest girl I have ever met with the greatest American accent ever , Rach F, Katie L,Mel, Hardcore boy,you know who you are,$hab$(PIMP), Tom K, Tommy F,Lui, Jay, Paulo,George, Chris G,Charlie, Jonny, Oli, Paul A,Dez Bramald, Karina, Lisa, Rafe....I really cannot be bothered to go through everyone, so hello to all my mates!!!!!

Ok.....this slot is dedicated to Jules and Tommy....Why the hell don't you guys run off to america and get illegaly married! Sorry but you just look cute together...and Jules I know you like him do don't say you don't..only the other day you im ed me saying 'I love Tommy'....so here is your slot on the god damn sexiest web page ever...be touched...be very touched...not everyone gets their own paragraph :)! Luv you guys! Just remember when you have children one must be called Jeffery!

Helen-Adam and you look really sweet together honey so i hope it lasts for ages! i think mrs galloway is gonna be upset....Jules-Elliot Felton! hahaha..that's just plain hilarious babe! Oh how i envy you..NOT.. Even Ian morden is better than him!..BJ- I luv you honey! You should so get together with Ben..you both would go so well...Lupton-mmmmm Phil Mcdowell, gotta say Jo, you are such a lucky girl to get your hands on him..I could see the twinkle of hapiness in your eyes when you were talking to him outside school today! :) ...James O -heya Pizza lover!I'm quite impressed with you and Luci's guest book entries...I got a funny e-mail from Luci and i don't usually check this web page anymore so when he said you guys had been writing on here I checked them all out..anyway I don't have your number! so e-mail it to me and i'll ring you..I haven't seen you for ages so we must go out sometime...
Ok, gossip wise....Sarah and Twiggy are having a big party on 27th November and I'm organising it, invites will be given out tomorrow, and it's invite only...Rachel George pulled in Spain...Clare P and Paul are going out...Tamsin Smith is going out with Mark Coldham still.......Eliza Lezcano and Matt are still deciding whether or not they want to shag and are engaged to get married!...And I think that's about it..
One last message to Claire Sansome- Does this remind you of one of your ex boyfriends, or is it just me?!?!?!

Hey, this is Jules. Jeff was dumb enough to give me her password so I thought that since she has made everyone else prety embarassed, it's only fair if I embarass her back. She has this addiction that she is too ashamed to admit. Everytime she sees Naz, she can't help but put his giant cock in her mouth. None of us know why she can't kick this habit but it is something that she does regularly. (oh and just so you know, Sarah doesn't actually fancy Lewis, Jeff made that up... she really fancies Derek.. hmmm, yummy)Well, i think that's all i have to say for now, but I'm sure I'll be back with more juicy gossip about Jeff. I love you Jeffery!!!!
Jeffery:Ta Jules...I luv you too..and if it was anyone else i would delete it immediately, but as it's you i'll keep it there..good luck building the web page, gawd, I'm such a trend setter! :) I am thinking whether i should change my password, you never know whose hands it might fall into to...See ya later Jules!
Luv
Jeffery ***
Hope everyone had a good time at the party on Thursday...thanks to jules for having it..I'm sorry about the carpet, jonny, and the batcheldors house!HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY! HOPE
YOU HAVE A FAB DAY AND ENJOY YOURSELF!
THANKS FOR READING MY WEB PAGE, REMEMBER TO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK...I'VE HAD 225 VISITORS AND 15 ENTRIES...IF YOU CAN BE BOTHERED VOTE FOR MY SITE AS WELL!!!LUV YOU GUYS TONS!!!...
Hiya to everyone reading Jeffey's page, it's Sarah.....is Jeff stupid or what she writes all this stuff about me on her web page then she give me the password?! Unfortunately she won't let me delete anything....but I can still get my revenge....ha ha ha!!!!! Well for one thing she doesn't only have an infatuation with giving Naz blow jobs, but her ultimate fantisy is infact Chris Georgianus!!!!!! She told me that she wanted a bit of fun with whips and leather with him.....whatever turns you on Jeff....Also, if any of you go past Pizza Express in the near future give Jeff's regards to the waiter in there...I think his name is Sam, ring any bells Jeff?
Also I just want to put a message out there on behalf of Sophie Franks: To the Pedlar in France if you want your dildo back e-mail her at nfranks@buster.demon.co.uk, the same goes for the man in the red t-shirt with dodgy white hair...she's just not the same without you guys.
Oh and French George...call me!!! I miss your bike!!!
I hope you've all enjoyed this small insight into the deep, dark secrets of Jeff, I will be back with more,never fear!!!
Jeff: Thanks sarah, got haven't i just got the nicest friends! They just come onto your web page and tell everyone your well kept secrets....and also sarah, you didn't have to tell them my fantisy about the whips...god!I have one request from everyone and one only: quit the jokes about blow jobs! see you guys later..Jeff ***

YOU GUYS MUST CHECK OUT MY OTHER WEB SITE IN THE MAKING!IT'S GOT LOADS OF PICYS OF PEOPLE!
THIS PAGE IS BRILLIENT SO DO LOOK!AS I AM NOT GOING TO BOTHER UPDATING THIS SITE VERY MUCH ANY MORE!
http://www.geocities.com/Jessi691/Jefferys.html
Links to other pages:
http://www.motmodel.com - heres a site where people can sit and dribble over female/male models...I've pulled the bloke called Simon Robida...My claim to fame!
http://fly.to/pasta - this is a mate of mine's web page.
http://www.provenceweb.fr/83/coti/village.htm - this is where I went on holiday...not terribly interesting in these picys....
http://members.tripod.com/~klekolf/index.html - Austin Powers picys, sounds, and music.
http://www.austinpowers.com/shock/index.html - Austin Powers game.You can be Felicity Shagwell, Shag well by name, shag well by nature.....
http://www.askjeeves.com -ask any question you want and it will give you the answer to all of your problems.
http://www.eonline.com - entertainment gossip.
http://www.lovecalculator.com/ -see how compatable you are with the person you fancy. |