SOME FAVE LINES FROM THE SIMPSONS:
Ralph Wiggum:
"The happiest day in my life was when the doctor told me that I didn't have worms anymore. "
"I bent my wookie!"
Upon seeing Mayor Quimby in an electric chair: "He's gonna smell like hot dogs."
After getting an earring: "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. Now I have two owies."
"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
Homer Simpson:
"Marge, let's end this feudin' and a fussin' and get down to some lovin'."
"Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don't come here after six and I stop eating your lipstick."
"No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whizz."
"Maybe for once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'You're making a scene'."
" I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to *speed* around a city, keeping it's *speed* over fifty, and if it's *speed* dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... 'The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down'."
Cheif Wiggum:
"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort; heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."
Ned Flanders:
"Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and 'Sweatin' to the Oldies', volumes one, two, and four."
Bart Simpson:
"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."
Okay so you're probably tiered with the same old simpson quotes up here but here are some quotes from actual people
STUPID THINGS REAL PEOPLE HAVE SAID:
Bre: Can i get a bacon double cheese burger with only a single
Guy @ the cash: so you'd like a cheese burger with bacon. |