Friend Quotes Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. -- G. Randolf Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it. -- Belgicia Howell The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own. -- Benjamin Disraeli Friendships begin with liking or gratitude roots that can be pulled up. -- George Eliot What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. -- Frank Crane A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow. -- Simon Dach A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth. -- Charles Darwin Our kind of friendship is like love without wings! Posters Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends. -- Jacques Delille A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. -- Frank Crane Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! -- George Eliot Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead. -- Anna Cummins A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that. -- Robert C. Edwards A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence. -- Sheryl Condie I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-) But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. -- Mohammed Ali A good motto is: Use friendliness but do not use your friends. -- Frank Crane Have no friends not equal to yourself. -- Confucius !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love quotes I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last. I'm so sad when you're gone. Come back soon. Miss you! In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities. Love is like quicksand - the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out. You're just my cup of tea. Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts. Love is not something you feel. It's something you do. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends. My heart is breaking since you went away My love belongs to you. My love is ever in your service. One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two. To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending. Trust, Love & Keep Moving (Growing) We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. We must love one another or die When you left, I stopped smiling Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time... With love and patience, nothing is impossible. You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love. You need Money to call someone Honey. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. You touched my heart and changed my life for the better. You're the icing on my cake. What's that? Chocolate, of course... You're the laughter in my life. You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. Your love's better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost...OK then, definitely! Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded. Your love's better than chocolate. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! silly quotes "Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Boys make good pets! Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan "No BLOOD no foul." "Life's an Ocean, Sail It" "We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film! 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards (hillbillies) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice! 90% of people are accidents. "Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming." "don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. "Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road." I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last Silence is silver, but music is gold... Lifes Tough, get a helmet! loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty! "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. Illiterate? Write For Help Honk If Anything Falls Off. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit. You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph. Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? Ax Me About Ebonics. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. Boldly Going Nowhere. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE. All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON" "i'm not tailgating, i'm keeping up with the pace car" Roadhead cures Roadrage... Tell your girlfriend I said thanks " WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. " normal people worry me you say physco like it's a bad thing those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do This delinquent is having sex with your honor student. Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas. "Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever." Holly Marie Combs don't regret doing things, regret getting caught None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all "my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me." "it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game " - penny anae everyone in life has

called a soap opera when nobody sings? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? Is it possible to be allergic to water? When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun? Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Whats a question with no answer called? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? Do bald people get dandruff? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty? If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee? Can a person with no ears wear glasses? Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)? Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop? How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? Do stairs go up or down? When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?