All the jokes available on this site Joke 1: There is an old woman and all she thinks about is oranges. She evn forgets to wash herself in the morning. One day she goes to the supermarket and picks up some oranges. She forgets to pay for them so the police arrests her and puts her in court with two prostetutes. The judge then says to the first prostetute "why do YOU do it? " The prostetute says "I like the men" The judge then says to the other prostetute " Why do YOU do it?" The other prostetute says " I like the money" Then the judge says to the old woman ( who was thinking about oranges ) " why do you do it?" She says: " I Like to peel back the skin and suck the juice out" Sample Heading 2 Joke 2: There is a man and he lives in the city, and he decides to move into the country. So he does, and later on in his life he decides to get some farm animals. So he goes to the farmer and says "Can i have a rooster, a hen and a donkey please" The farmer says " Yes, but round here we call the donkey an ass, the rooster a cock and the french call the hens pou-leighs, so we call them pullits!" "OK" says the man. the farmer then told the man that he only had one donkey, and this particuar onehad a habit of just stopping while you are riding it! But he then said that all you had to do when this happens is to scratch the donkey! So the man is riding along and the donkey stopped. And then this blonde, sexy woman wlaks by and the man says " can you hold my cock and pullit while I scratch my ass!" Sample Heading 3 This is where you tell your story or provide information to your visitors. Be sure to include changes or new information in a timely fashion. By keeping your Web site up to date, visitors will have a reason to return often. You may add text or HTML code to this field and make it as complex as you want. Or, you may erase the content of this field causing it to be hidden when people visit your site. Sample Heading 4 This is where you tell your story or provide information to your visitors. Be sure to include changes or new information in a timely fashion. By keeping your Web site up to date, visitors will have a reason to return often. You may add text or HTML code to this field and make it as complex as you want. Or, you may erase the content of this field causing it to be hidden when people visit your site.