Hey everyboby, were just gettin' started so um.....first of all if you like cats i think you should read this..If you dont then It dont matter!..........read it anyway. OK , I have 3 cats their names are Miss Kitty,Chitty,and Mariah, Now Mariah is the fat angel..And Miss Kitty is the Spoiled challenged brat, And Chitty is the pip-squeak trouble maker. Wanna know why i said Miss Kitty was challenged...becasuse she is!!!! Listen to this..Miss Kitty will lay on the floor and when somebody walks past she attacks you meows and then walks away, sometimes she walks around the house with her tongue sticking out of her mouth. And if you stand next to her or even beside her, her ears will go back and then she gets really irritated...So if your there next to her for to long she'll Bite your ankle and then walk away and go sit somewhere eles..Other than that Miss Kitty is so so so cute and precious. Now Mariah....Hummm....Well basicly she eats,poops,drinks,and sleeps.....Shes black and white...I call her cow cat because shes cow pattern and fat! Chitty is a little kitty cat cutie..!!! Shes all these differnt colors shes White,brown,light brown,black,grey,and dark grey. Chitty is almost 3 years old now and yet shes such a runt...I call her Chitty ditty.. And also i call her a rat because her tail is long her ears are big her mouth is small her body is long and thats about it about my cats ( not! ) ...Theres just alot more to type than i feel like typing!!>>bye bye next paragraph! My three crazy cats. One day a man waks into the bar and gets 6 shots of straight vodka. The bartender says " Man, you must of had a hard day..Whats the matter?" The man says " I've just found out that my oldest brother is gay".....The next day the same man waks into the same bar and orders the same drinks.. The bartender says " what happend now?" The man explains " I've just found out that my youngest brother is gay.."..........The next day the same man comes into the bar orders the same drinks and the bartender says " Doesnt anybody in your family like women ? " the man replies " Yea, My wife.... " Gay Joke! I want chicken I want Liver Meow mix Meow mix please deliver.............oh my god I am such a dork.. Ha ha ha ha ...not really , Sorta in a way..Okay lets get off of this subject , Lets forget this whole thing never happend and go eat cake. haha Meow Mix Theme song My school is So un-sanitary! eew Its gross...They have an excellant education but Eww its gross! In the girls bathroom ( I am a girl ) in the first stall there is boogers and snot all spred on the walls..And sometimes..Theres...P.o.o.p......Wiped On the Toilet!! I cant stand it! Oh my friend gabby, She was getting salad bar one day and we use styrofome plates, so she drops her tray ( like a Tard ..Just kidding gabby if your reading this!!!.. ) And the lunch lady picked it up and wiped it on her Apron..and puts it back in the pile!!! Isnt that gross! Okay how about this..One day I ordered Mac N cheese and I sat down got my spoon fork and what not ..I come back In like 6.3 seconds..and my Mac N cheese is as hard as wood! Its so gross...I tried to pick it up but instead I picked up the whole thing! it was stuck together! Then i was starving because i didnt eat the gross food..Of course I not saying the name of my school But i can say Its Elementary school....A gross elementary school....It this other school I kno..( West Newton School ) If you go inside it smells bad and There is NO LOCKS on the bathroom stall door..I had to have my friend Haley hold the door for me..There school it more gross than ours...So if you go to school , Any school ,Elementary,High School, Middle School, Or even College....Watch out for un-sanitary gross things.... :-) School Madness!