KLASS KLOWN/ JOKES BY ME uhh, in third, fourth, and fifth grade, I always was the class clown. But the teachers in the fifth grade wouldn't really let me get away with it. There's a story my friend told me in 2nd grade that was about faking sick. I turned it into a joke. I was sick one day and the school would usually like to know if youre sick or why you cant come to school. So I called and the principal answered. "Hello. This is (school's name) Elementary School." "Yeah... uhh.. my son is sick and cannot come to school today." " Hmm... Well... What does he have?" "Uhh... Allergies." "Hmm.. I see... Who is this?" "This is my dad." MORE JOKES My friend told me this. This isnt really a joke, but its funny. We go to Wal Mart every now and then. Ever see the cereal in a bag? Well Me and my friends call it "poor kid" cereal. (its cheaper and richer in vitamins or something). I never wanted to get it because Im afraid people will think im poor, "Ha, Ha, look at that poor kid!" So I always get the cereal in a the box. Sample Heading 3 This is where you tell your story or provide information to your visitors. Be sure to include changes or new information in a timely fashion. By keeping your Web site up to date, visitors will have a reason to return often. You may add text or HTML code to this field and make it as complex as you want. Or, you may erase the content of this field causing it to be hidden when people visit your site. Sample Heading 4 This is where you tell your story or provide information to your visitors. Be sure to include changes or new information in a timely fashion. By keeping your Web site up to date, visitors will have a reason to return often. You may add text or HTML code to this field and make it as complex as you want. Or, you may erase the content of this field causing it to be hidden when people visit your site.