>Allie: For christmas, I am going to make you a Kernocaster. You know how we rednecks do... (ps..its made from a paper towel roll, rubber bands, and a used tissue box. Hell yes.)
>Jess's Little Brother: Jessie go eat DOG! *little stuffed dog gets chucked at Jessica while she stands there staring like a dumb dingle*
>Jessica: Oh hell yeah... I got Reese's cups...mmmm... *sexy voice* they are soooooo goood.
>Donny: Where do you find a radioactive chicken? Me: At the radioactive plant duah!!!!!!!
>Donny: I am going to fly to maryland on a giant stick of marajuana and maybe smoke some on the way there!
>JoJo (Donny's little brother) Bam.. hahaha... (Donny in the background moaning as his balls get struck by his guitar.)
>Shane: I do what other people do to me. Me: Well does that mean if I bite you, will you bite me back?? Shane: Yes.
>Mom: I hate Jessica Simpson.. stupid bitch.. needs to get her ass kicked and a new nose. *mom and I converse about JS* Me: Mom, if her freaking nose gets hit in a fight it will fucking fall off the stupid bitch!!!
>Everyone: EVERYDAY!