I'm a sexy bit*h donch ya know??? see that smudge in the backround? well....thats my krap out of my krapASS!!! i'm Liuetenant KrapASS, it's my duty to serve your booty!! I like it when u SHAKE YA ASS, KRAPASS!! this makes me wanna kram it up ya KRAPASS!!
My buddie Ben Dover (put it togetha...bend over!!) well when he Ben Dover, i KRAPASS!
I Like The Pope....The Pope Smokes Dope!! i don't like people with long beards....I WILL FIND YOU AND CUT IT RIGHT OFF!! (before you get tangled up in it!!)
i wanna drag Christina Aguilera by the hair-a across the sahara!! if Christina Aguilera is reading this, i mean every last word....u got it!! straight from my KRAPASS!!!!!!!! oh yea, Christina aguilera, if u have no hair-a don't worry i won't drag u across the sahara, but i'll take ya home and sit on y'r head with my KRAPASS!!! i'll replace y'r hair-a with y'r hairy pits k?? now Britany Spears, we all know u have f**ked Justin from N*STINK 50 billion times, i watched the whole time. EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! Donch ya know?? or were those massive boobs of y'rs in the way? the camera's were under the sheets!! i know u felt it, i heard u scream. no that wasn't a thumbtack...that was me pokin at your KRAPASS!! okay well thats all me an my KrapASS have to say for now....oh yea sign my guestbook!!! oh and one more thing, Christina aguilera, get some haira!!! oh and one more thing, britany, keep worring!! we saved all the film!! |
