Welcome to the KrazyDance 2000! Come on... get up and dance! What, you don't want to? No one's watching. Don't be shy! Just make sure all doors and windows are closed. But don't go nuts... you might break something. It's easy. Get off the computer... this is your warning!
So you don't want to, eh? Please, don't be like this guy...
...just let yourself go! Come on and boogie! I can see a smile on your face...
...I know you want to dance! Your foot is tapping right now, isn't it? I know it is. Everyone loves to dance.. check this guy out!
See? No one can resist dancing! You won't make a fool out of yourself by doing it. Trust me. Heck, even Santa's dancing...
Well, I guess that could be a little embarrassing... but don't dance like him. Just move a little bit. You don't have to go all out. How about dancing like this old guy?
See? Everyone's dancing but you. Check out the animals!
Don't like snakes? What about penguins?
You know you like it! Come on. Are you one of those shy people who like teddy bears? Yes? Well, maybe this little cuddly disco fool will change your mind!
Not even the DISCO BEAR can get you up? Well... how about the famous macarana macaroni? I know they get you up!
Okay, so the food didn't work. Fine. But this will!
Uhhhhh... I guess the guy is a little freaky... but you are NOT dancing yet. Darn. Maybe this will get you going...
That's right... MOOOOOOVE your body! But you're not DANCING yet. Beavis can inspire you!
Like Pokemon? Pikachu? I didn't think so. But, at least it's dancing!
Geez, just what on Earth will it take for you to get up and dance?!? If you're afraid of being embarrassed, get a partner! That way, it won't be as bad...
By the way, what do you think of...
 
Uhhhh... what are Ricky Martin and Lou Bega doing here? I don't remember asking these guys to come.
But enough of other people dancing. We want YOU to get down!
I know something that will make you dance for SURE! It's 100% guaranteed. No one can resist it. Everyone... please welcome... the DANCING BABY!!
The dancing baby failed me? That's never happened before... but you HAVE to dance! Please? You can dance somewhere where NO ONE can see you! Where, you ask....?
You know what I think you need? A little something... out of this world. Maybe this will get you off your chair.
You know, they say that if everyone in the world dances, it would make the world a better place! You know, kind of like a 'Peace on Earth' sort of deal...
 
...but I guess you just won't budge. Come back again soon, and maybe, just maybe... you'll dance.
BYE!!! |