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Enter. Sit down I am your leader.Have some cheese...What cheese you say?The cheese of life.Place it between the crackers of wisdom and add a sprinkle of all-knowing lemon.You know hold a soggy cracker,well done.Now for the important stuff....so...how was your journey,I hear the traffic's hell this time of year.The test has been completed you may now proceed to the second paragraph.
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What is Lemon Sandwitch? Is it a few slices of lemon squashed between two slices of bread? Or an amazing way of life brought from beyond the stars by our Leader.If you chose the latter you may continue, but if you chose the first go eat your soggy cracker in the corner!Now let us travel onward into this amazing world of cofused metaphors and circle dancing rituals.
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Through our translations of this mystical space text we come to understand all.I suppose you want to know what we have come to understand, you idiot we already explained it above!!Begin your path with these ways of guidance:
1.Don't excersize,it watses precious energy that could be spent gazing blankly at this website(no,little to the left,thats better).
2.Respect your brother lemon for he adds a fruity zing to everything(except for shoes,but you knew that already,right?).
3.Look upon an image of thy sacred lemon twice a day,it wipes your mind of any other fruit.Especially oranges(shudder/contort...).
Now you have gained the knowledge to begin and return every week for new ways to lead your new virtous life. |
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The new ways of the Sandwitch |
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Here is a poem which was sent by a lesser lemonite, we challenge you to beat this lesser mortal by leaving a poem at www.leaderoflemonites@hotmail.com and the sandwitch shall decide if it is worthy.
The lemon is so great,
Its wisdom comes in different flavours,
Like people and frogs,
Oh how the cucumbers run,
The sandwhich is supreme,
Wow, such a paradox,
But a metaphor is likely, |
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The time of the Sandwitch grows near.To Become all powerful we must gather our people.Revoke your past ways and sign into our guestbook..Now!.For unspecificied free gift.If you leave your place of internet worship we can invision upon you a secret message. You will also become a Lemonite to spread our word. Go now inlighten to show others the way. |
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The Sandwitch compels Thee!!! |
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Leave Your adress on our guest book and we shall grant you enternal wisdom! |
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New Poll! Vote now or forever be cast into the orange tasting juices of heck |
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We thank all for their votes on our poll but as the sandwitch fortold, bendable spoons was voted most important to the sandwitch and its ever growing people. |
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We thank all for imparting their votes in our poll |
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