Yo Mama!! 1. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic stops!!! 2. Yo mama is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!!! 3. Yo mama is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!!! 4. Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!!! 5. Yo mama is so bald even a wig wouldn't help!!! 6. Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!!! Joke!!! There was this kurdish guy in iraq, he was told to stand on the border between iraq and syria and don't let any body that have a weapon get into iraq from syria, so he went to the border and stood there, a man came riding a tank, the kurdish man stoped him, and was like do u have any weapons, the other man said no, so the kurdish guy told the man with he tank that he can go. Who made all this?? This is a site by Loay lewis, this is a copy right and it could not be copied by any one, because a copy of this site is forbiden by law.

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