Maria
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear.
She waltzes on the way to mass
And whistles on the stairs.
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair.
Ive even heard her singing
In the abbey
Shes always late for chapel
But her penitence is real.
Shes always late for everything,
Except for every meal.
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Marias not an asset
To the abbey
Id like to say a word in her behalf
Then say it, Sister Margareta.
Maria makes me laugh!
How do you solve a problem
Like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud
And pin it down?
How do you find a word
That means Maria?
A flibbertigibbet,
A will-o-the-wisp, a clown.
Oh, many a thing
You know youd like to tell her
Many a thing
She ought to understand.
But how do you make her stay,
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave
Upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem
Like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam
In your hand?
When Im with her Im confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know
Exactly where I am.
Unpredictable as weather,
Shes as flighty as a feather
Shes a darling, shes a demon
Shes a lamb
Shed outpester any pest,
Drive a hornet from its nest,
She could throw a whirling dervish
Out of whirl
She is gentle, she is wild,
Shes a riddle, shes a child,
Shes a headache, Shes an angel,
Shes a girl!
How do you solve a problem
Like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud
And pin it down?
How do you find a word
That means Maria?
A flibbertigibbet,
A will-o-the-wisp, a clown.
Oh, may a thing
You know youd like to tell her,
Many a thing
She ought to understand.
But how do you make her stay,
And listen to all you say,
How do you keep a wave
Upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem
Like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam
In your hand?
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