 Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
 Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
 Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Hey baby, drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
Do you spit or swallow?
Is your name Pepsi? Cuz I've gotta have it!
Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn you were checking out my package.
They call me "coffee." I grind so fine.
Your place or mine?
You must be Jamaican cuz cha makin' me crazy.
Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
Is your name Daisy? Cuz I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
I know a great way to burn off the calories of the pastry you just ate.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
What's your sign?(People say it works,but I think it's stupid)
You must be from Pearl Harbor cuz baby, you're DA BOMB!!
(Uses index finger to call girl over) I made you come
with one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy: "Do you have the energy?"
Hey baby, let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you!!
Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
(Motions with finger for girl to come over) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like one more?
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Your daddy must be a baker cuz you got a great set of buns!
Hey baby, what winks and screws like a tiger?(Wink at her)
Well, screw me if I'm wrong but is your name Bob?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer cos you dope.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you carry magnets in your pocket, because I'm attracted to you
Does your ass still hurt from when you fell out of heaven?
Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.
Let's take a shower together --you smell.
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
You must be a lumberjack because you're giving me wood!
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Spit or swallow?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
If good looks were doggie doodoo, then you'd be da shitz!
Hi my name's Devin Beck(Nick Haskamp also works)
I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? (No.) Well, then please start.
I've got a great big cock!(Say this one really loud)
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Excuse me, Miss, do you give head to strangers? (No.) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
Do you take karate? 'Cause that ass is kickin'.
You're good at math, right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get the ambulence, I'll loosen her clothes.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz you da bomb!
Do you know how to use a whip?
Works every time: Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
I'm a fortune teller and I could see you on my crystal balls.
Some Advice:
If u go up to a girl and ask her to dance and she says "no", just say, "Good, I have to take a shit anyway."
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