Welcome to the Mound: home of the famed Señor Guapo. This is the place in which all things that matter in the universe transpire, and this is the locality that was touched by the gods in the time before time so as to make it...um...gooder than everywhere else. Please pick up a pamphlet on your way past the desk, and don't forget to show your passport to the large man with the rusted billy-club. |
