Hello there! You are probably sitting in your chair confused as to why you are visiting this site. I, in fact, am also confused as to why I built this site. Well folks, websites like these are made purely from boredom, and staying inside all day being unwell and not being able to venture out ere you have recovered is what causes boredom; that's the way we're built. The full story of how and why I came to make this site will pop up on your screen when you click on the Rosie Stories link on the left-hand side of this page, along with other true life stories within that link as well.

Basically, this site is just a bit of fun really, I mean, there are scary pictures of mine and my friend's drunken states (and sober of course), there are strange and surreal stories told by Rosie (they are all true!), there is a guestbook somewhere, I think it's at the bottom of the page, and if you want to send me an e-mail, click on the obvious button. I think there are other things to do and look at on this site but I can't remember what they are, because I don't have time to deal with them (as I am feeling better now!) and because I am editing this text, I can't see what they are. Also, if you get bored with this site, there are links the other sites which I think are cool; click on the Cool Sites link to find out more.

Enjoy! And remember; Bottom's up! You'll want to keep it that way.