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Latest Update 31st March 98
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The Robert Andrew Lock Revenge Page |
| Are you feeling in a vicious frame of mind? Want to get your own back? Then this is the page for YOU!!! |
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| ***** LATEST UPDATE!!! ***** Dear old Rob has now discovered this page, and has decided to retaliate by setting up a similar one aimed at me. He hasn't made any attempt to hide it from me, he's even used the same webpage provider as me. To be honest, it's crap, (he's even got my email address wrong!) but if you don't believe me then have a look for yourself, the URL is : www.maxpages.com/maxpage.cgi/revenge (who says I never do him any favours!)  Robert Andrew Lock is currently a first year student at Sheffield University. I am (un)lucky enough to be living in the same Hall of Residence as him and he is making my life absolute HELL! You may think that this is just a personal grudge of mine, but believe me, ask ANYONE who knows him for their opinion and they'll agree without exception. He is annoying, violent, obnoxious and IMPOSSIBLE to live with. So much so that no-one wants to live with him next year when everyone has to move out of Halls and into shared houses. Look like he's on his own then! Even his friends back home in Watford think so too. I know because one of them managed to get hold of my friend's email address and wrote telling her all about his antics, how he knocked over the same dustman TWICE whilst taking driving lessons, that sort of thing. Of course she wrote back telling him about Robert's little episodes here too, so they both got a lot off their chests, united in their dislike of the same person. I'm sure you're still not convinced, you're thinking that no-one can be THAT bad so I'll give you a few examples of his behaviour: 1. On the night of our University ball he came at two of my friends with a breadknife for no apparent reason. He  later said that he had 'only meant to scare them a bit'!!!2. He literally shadows one couple around everywhere they go, even staying in their bedroom until late at night and he won't take a hint that he's not wanted. Unfortunately the couple in question are far too nice to tell him straight so they've acquired their own personal stalker! 3. He has a strange obsession with cooking things. Usually cakes and sweets (did I mention that dear old Rob is of a rather large and sturdy build?), and the more disgusting they end up the more pleased he is with the outcome.  4. He smells. Sorry to be quite so frank, but it has to be said. This is another good reason (as if we haven't got enough already) why no-one fancies sharing a postcode with him, let alone a house. I do feel SO sorry for the poor cleaner who has to visit his room once a week. Whatever she gets paid, it isn't enough. 5. He has a thing about cutting out dodgy articles from newspapers and giving them to the aforementioned couple as gifts. He also 'found' a Kama Sutra poster 'lying on the floor in the street' and gave that to them to put up on their wall. Are you convinced how bad he is yet? You should be, but just in case here's one last incident for you: 6. One night when we went to a nightclub Robert kicked me somewhere rather sensitive, afterwards he claimed he had 'only meant to kick my hand'! Oh well, that makes it OK then does it?!! So, Now you know everything you would ever need to know about Robert Andrew Lock. Now you're his 'friend' too. Now you should be revved up enough to want to get some revenge.  Well you just happen to be in luck because that's JUST what this page is for. PLEASE will you do one or more of the following before leaving this page: - send him an email telling him exactly what you think of him, his address is fra97ral@sheffield.ac.uk - send him an ANONYMOUS email using the Replay Remailer at https://www.replay.com/remailer/anon.html for those of you who wish to protect your identity - send ME an email at faiz.ansari@usa.net telling me what you think of this site, any links you think should be added and if you know any good ways I can get my own back! - have a look at the Automatic Complaint Letter Generator (link below) - maybe you could send a copy to him for me? http://www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu/individual/pakin/complaint which is great fun for getting revenge on your friends - surf across to the April Fools webpage, http://aprilfools.infospace.com/ great for playing pranks on your friends (and enemies). Perhaps you could spare a moment to play one on Robert? - give your friends this web address and ask them to help my cause! Thank you for reading this page and helping me to get revenge on Robert, I, and everyone who knows him, am very grateful. Hope you enjoyed it, please come back soon! This page is still under construction so come back soon and see what's been added! |
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