Women are like a damaged circuitboard. You are the repairman coming to help them function properly. If they came with that instruction manual that seems to be missing somehow, maybe this "finding the right model" wouldn't be such a long and drawn-out process. When a woman is born, shouldn't she come with WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE...DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES INSIDE written across her forehead?
In the next few pages that follow are some of those basic instructions that got lost somewhere along the way! |
...and if you are interested in asking Dr. Love a question, don't hesitate for a minute. Feel free to ask a question or send some advice, your letter will appear in the General Advice section...Right here! |
