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| Episode 20 "The Fly" (For those of you who don't know the fly is a movie in which a guy is transformed into a fly and the fly creates tons of havoc on the world…Just the way we like it!) We join Boots, Shades and Chaos at what seems to be some sort of yard sale there is a sign posted on the lawn that's says Dr. Shell's Blowout Sale… Boots: Shades, Chaos come quick! Shades: What, what did you find? B: Look it's a Bill Gates Doll I didn't know they made still made these! Chaos: They don't they were recalled for some odd reason. S: The reports say that these things killed three people but the cause is still unknown. B: Well I wasn't thinking of buying it for myself. I was thinking of giving it to the dog next door so that he can chew on it. (She throws it back in the box, which seconds later bursts into flames) C: Hey guys this is cool! (Shades and Boots walk over not seeming to interested) S: Well that's one cool…round circle… C: No but look! (Steps inside and seconds later disappears) S: Well I always knew Chaos would die some day but I didn't think it would be like this… B: No look she's over there! S: Boots that's a tree. B: No over there. S: Boots that's the same tree! C: I'm right here! (Appears behind them) This things great it some kind of transporter thingy. Dr. Shell: No actually it's a heimothemic synthentic glemicaorin sandrofallion wippersnapper hivengliven tranporter thingy and that's just the brand name! C: Well how much! S: Now Chaos last time you bought a transporter you ended up in the middle of the Indian ocean! C: That wasn't the Indian Ocean it was the Arctic and I meet some very nice people there! S: Well all right but don't say I didn't warn you. C: Well you didn't… S: Yes I did! C: Technically you didn't because you never said I'm warning you that if you… S: I'm warning you right know if you don't shut up I'm going to hit you with this odd looking Louisville slugger. C: …Well how much? D: $29.99! a great price! B: I'll give you $50 and that's my final offer! D: Well you're a tough cookie but I'll take your offer. B: Ha Ha Sucker! C & S just shake their heads in shame. Meanwhile Bill Gates is plotting a diabolical (don't you just love that word) plan to destroy the SCI once and for all… G: (to minion) well I could just run into there office with an uzi… Minion: Well the one is a hologram it wouldn't effect her at all. G: Then I shoot at the droid that supplies her power. Minion: Umm besides I think she isn't a hologram any more but our spies really have no idea, and no offense sir but your not really good with a gun I mean a toddler could beat you up so I don't think that would work. G: Well do I care what you think! (pushes a button…nothing happens apparently he is just to weak) Push that button for me will you it won't budge. (The minion with no trouble at all pushes the button it ejects him and his chair through the roof, which instantly begins repair on itself) G: I love my job… Meanwhile the SCI (more like Chaos) has taken the transporter back to the headquarters… C: This thing is great! B: Lemme try lemme try! S: Yes let her try we could shut it down while she's in it…I mean because she's such a nice person! B: (glares at Shades then takes grabs his sunglasses and chucks them into the transporter) S: BOOOOTTTTSSS NOOOOO!!! C: Don't worry Shades their OK except they have Mexican, Italian, and French stickers on them which is odd. B: Well I want to try now! S: OK go ahead…. (Boots steps towards the transporter. Her image flickers than disappears. A second later she flies out the other transporter and at around 100 mph and hits a couch dead on) S: Lucky the couch was there… C: Yes lucky for her but not for us… B: I heard that! C: (Muttering) who's to say you weren't intended to. B: I heard that too! Meanwhile it is getting to be closing hours at the SCI but Not for Gates as he is sneaking around the parameter of the building… G: (Thinking) I can see Shades through this window. I'll probably have to take him out first, then there is Chaos in the sound proof vault who I'll take out after him, and Boots is in the room beside that I'll take her out last cause she's the dumber of the three… B: I heard that! G: No you didn't! B: Oh OK then. (Gates sneaks up to the window and opens it quietly and almost is in when he stubs his toe on a pointy piece of the sill) G: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Shades whirls around to see Gates diving at him he gets out of the way and gates falls and slides onto the floor. He gets back up and tackles Shades. Both of them fall back right into…you guessed it…the transporter) B: What's going on in here I heard a girlish scream!? C: Wasn't me I was in there the whole time. (Seconds later both Shades and Gates fly at 100 mph right into the couch except Gates misses the couch and flies through the window. Shades gets up shakes himself off and looks out the window and suddenly turns around in a look of horror) Chaos: What's wrong Shades? S: Look at me! C: What? S: I'm puny! B: I always told you to work out more! S: No this isn't my real body and I am shorter too! C: How do you know for sure? S: There's only one way to find out! (Shades turns around a zipping sound is heard, after a short while another zipping sound is heard and Shades turns around looking pale) It's not my body. C: (trying not to laugh) I always knew Gates was never much of a "man". S: What just because he has small feet dosen't mean he's not much of a man…his girlish screams mean he's not much of a man… C: Then why did you unzip your pants. S: Well when we switched bodies we switched clothes too and these pants are way to tight its just killing me! (Gates walks in) B: Ohhhh who's that he's so se… C: Boots that's Gates! (Boots runs off towards the bathroom to throw up) C: Gates get out of her you tried to kill us! G: How do you know, that I'm not Shades and we switched heads instead of bodies? (Chaos walks up to Gates and gives him a really hard punch to the shoulder Gates lets go a girlish scream) C: That's how I know. Meanwhile back at Gates Hideout… Voice 1: Where the hell is he! Voice 2: I'm sure he'll be back soon George! V1: See this is exactly the reason I left him in the first place! V2: (looks disgusted) well I'm sure he'll be back soon! George Bush: You better be right…TURNER! Turner: Don't worry I'm very sure! V1: Ahhh I can't take this I'm going after him! (DUM DUM DUM!!!!!! It seems that Tyler Turner has joined the dark side…well as we head back to the SCI headquarters we see why Gates is really being held up…) S: Gates all you have to do is let me tackle you back through the teleporter and everything will be back to normal! G: No howbout I tackle you back through it! And besides I kinda like this body. C: Well don't get to attached because if you don't go back through that transporter soon I'm going to rip your head off and throw the body in myself! G: (gulps) ummm maybe I'll just let you tackle me then! (Just then Turner and Bush burst through the door. They stumble over there own feet and fall over. But they get back up again) T: Freeze dirt bags we're taking Gates back to the hideout located in…oops can't tell you that! (Chaos walks up to Turner and punches him hard in the shoulder) T: Under the statue of liberty, under the statue of liberty don't punch me again please don't punch again! B: Ha! Ha! There's no such thing as the statue of liberty you idiot! (Everyone looks at Boots oddly) B: Oh my bad! I was meant the Eiffel tower. (Everyone looks at Boots oddly again) B: I'm just going to leave now good bye. GB: Any ways let Billy go! S: Billy ha ha ha! And besides don't you notice something different? GB: Billy have you been working out? Oh and Shades look at the weight you've lost! S: No you fool! GB: Hey I'm the president of the United States I don't have to take that! (Pulls out gun points it at Shades) B & C: NOOOOO!!! (BANG!) C: You bastard you shot him! (tackles The prez and beats him unconscious) S: It's OK Chaos he shot Gates. C: Wha?!?! S: You see what really happened was we switched heads! We didn't switch bodies! I tried to tell you but you punched me and Gates screamed because he dosen't like violence and you thought it was me! C: Well then why didn't you try to tell me again? S: Those punches really hurt! B: Well what are we going to do with Gates… G: Hey, Hey I'm OK fortunately Georgie has a bad shot… S: Unfortunately, I'm going to throw this beer bottle at your head (Shades throws bottle at Gates and It knocks him out cold) T: Why'd you do that? S: I really don't like him… Everyone has been put back together and the bodies are restored back to normal. The SCI throws the teleporter into the dumpster and everyone thing is safe again…but what's this it seems something is rummaging throughout the trash… Turner: Ha! I found it! (Sees a fly and looks at it curiously) hmmmmm…this could be interesting. (A second later there is a Zapping sound and Turner and the fly come flying out except something isn't right) Turner: Yourzzzz damnzzzz rigghhtttzzzzz, sometthhiinggssszzzzz nottzzzzzz rigghhhtzzzz! Roll Credits |
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