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The Pirate
An able bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch the seaman asks, "So how did you end up with that peg-leg?" The pirate replies , "We was cought in a monsterous storm off the cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a school of sharks came and one of em' bit me leg off!" "Blimey!," said the seaman. "What about that hook?" "Ahhh...," mused the pirete, "we was boardin' a trader ship, pistols blastin' and swards swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off." "Zounds!" remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by the eye patch?" "A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the seaman asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was me first day with the hook." |
