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| This Week: Top Ten Signs You've Had a Bad Airline Pilot! |
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| Top Ten Signs You've Had a Bad Airline Pilot! 10. You hear him say on the intercom, "Hey Pedro, what's this button do?" 9. For the past two hours you've been going straight up. 8. He says, "Were cruising at an altitude of 40 feet." 7. The Co-Pilot is sitting on his lap. 6. When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeee!" 5. At some point he says, "Screw Chicago lets go find that Mars observer!" 4. He's wearing a Dominoes Pizza uniform. 3. Over the P.A. you hear, "This plane sucks, heh, heh, heh!" 2. As you get on your plane you recognize the pilot as the cab driver that drove you to the airport. 1. He keeps refering to the tower as, "Mommy." |
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