Story One
I was in Candy Land. There was a little girl with blonde curls and a little pink dress. She was bobbing up and down as she walked (hahahhaha) with a rather large lollipop in her mouth. She stopped on the pink candy paved street and said to me "How do you do?"
I replied "I'll tell you 'how I do.' I'm going to kill you!" So, I pulled out my gingerbread butchers knife and continued to stab her as he blonde curls drenched blood swayed to and fro. I was laughing manically, |
