What's up people? I am Steve Couch and I have just made the move from Fayetteville, Arkansas to Spring Creek, Nevada. At the moment I am 19 years old. This site has been created for the sole purpose of keeping all of my friends in Arkanasas updated on life in Nevada. That purpose may change as life goes onward but for now, it is what it is. For all of you new people who view this site (if there are any), just tell me what you want to know about me and I will do my best to fill you in. Check ya' later people. :-)

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M PROUD TO BE THE INFIDEL! The current President of Iran has decided that it is his job to bring about the end of the world and the coming of the Islamic Messiah. I have a slight problem with this. See, the way he wants to bring this about is by DESTROYING ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!! Don't believe me? Go check out his quotes! He will tell you that this is what he wants to do. Meanwhile, what does the U.N. do? Negotiate. It's like a parent that threatens but refuses to act when their child misbehaves. Seriously, this guy wants to wipe us off the map and we are letting him have a nuclear program?!?!? What is wrong with us?!?

Football season is here...... > >There's something here that will offend almost every college football fan. > >(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs? > ..........Drool. > >(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room? > ..........A full set of teeth. > >(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? > ..........Grease her hips and push. > >(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch? > ..........Pay him for the pizza. > >(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs? > ..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms. > >(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum? > ..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. > >(7) What are the longest three years of an Texas football player's life? > ..........His freshman year. > >(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? > ........None....That's a sophomore course. > >(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? > ...........Fayetteville, Arkansas. He knew that the police would > never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. > >AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....) > >(10) Why did Oklahoma State University choose orange as their team color? > ..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday >and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the >week.