Asian News International Aligarh (Uttar Pradesh), July 24 A man in Aligarh has become famous for the oddest of reasons - he has a tail! Jagdish is the man who was born with a tail. And, now he has got famous in his village and surrounding areas for his hairy tail. Jagdish said that he was keen on registering his name in the record books. "I have a tail since by birth. I want to keep it and I want to register my name in Guinness Book of World Records for my unusual tail," he said. Dopa Devi, his mother, said that her son was famous in the area as Hanuman, the Hindu monkey God. "People in the entire area address him as Hanuman. It's very long. At sometimes he finds it difficult to keep it. But he is trying to register his name in record books," she added. Though, Jagdish has been trimming his tail quite often, he has decided to maintain it as he wants to enter his name in the Guinness Book of World Records. WOW WHAT CAN I SAY I FEEL BAD FOR THIS GUY...MY ASS... THIS IS FUNNY SHIT , WISH SOME1 I KNEW HAD ONE SO THAT I COULD MAKE FUN OF THEM AND PET IT. Wife kills husband in testicle attack A WOMAN in Cambodia has given herself up to authorities after accidentally killing her husband in a scuffle in which she squeezed his testicles until he fainted, newspaper reported. Saut Chin, 46, was fed up with physical abuse from her husband when she grabbed his testicles until he passed out in the incident Tuesday, the Rasmei Kampuchea (Light of Cambodia) newspaper reported. Fearing that her husband, Ouch Yan, 52, might regain consciousness and start beating her again, Saut Chin tied his neck with a scarf to a bed, the newspaper said. The exact cause of Ouch Yan's death was not known. The incident occurred in a village near Sihanoukville, a port city 185 kilometres southwest of Phnom Penh, news reports said. Saut Chin and her husband Ouch Yan, 52, were arguing when the husband then kicked his wife's sexual organ, the reports said. "Hurt badly and fed up, she grabbed her husband's testicles and squeezed them with full strength until he fell unconscious on the spot," Rasmei Kampuchea said, citing police reports of the woman's confession. After discovering that her husband was dead, Saut Chin reported herself to local authorities and asked to be jailed. She said she had not intended to kill her husband "but only to teach him a lesson," according to the newspaper. THATS WHY WOMEN ARE EVIL U BUY A HOOKER OF THE STREET IN ITALY AND SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS...WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING 2?...MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT HAVE SAFE SEX BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THIS WILL HAPPEN ANYWAY. Hackers tell man he's "too fat" to eat at Burger King January 13 2004 Refreshing honesty from junk food chain, or malicious hackers? A junk-food fan was left shocked and upset recently when his order at a Burger King drive-thru was declined on the grounds that he was "too fat". The man ordered at the speaker but was told by the voice on the other end of the intercom: "You don't need a couple of Whoppers. You are too fat." He was then told to drive on. While he may at first have assumed it was a member of staff at the Troy, Michigan, Burger King who had grown tired of being in gainful employment, the source of the abuse is actually believed to be a group of malicious pranksters who hacked into the wireless frequency of the drive-thru's intercom service. Some consumers were told the restaurant had no food or drink, while others were subjected to profanities, according to a report on the Click On Detroit website. The group are believed to be operating somewhere in the vicinity of the restaurant and have been abusing diners since late last week. Burger King staff are currently trying to change the frequency of the intercom system to avoid further embarrassment. It appears the authorities do not see the funny side of the prank, however. If caught, the tech-savvy miscreants face up to three months in prison under Michigan's misdemeanour laws. ..........COMMON THEY WERE ONLY TELLING THE TRUTH...ID DO THE SAME DAMN FAT FUCK BURGER KING LOVERS. "Why Bums are Important" Many people may not recognize it, but bums are an essential part of our lives and community. Bums contribute many positive factors to our society that go unappreciated and unnoticed. Look around your neighborhood--do you see cans or bottles around? Or how about old clothes, books, umbrellas or any other useful object casually strewn onto the streets? No of course not, because all the bums come to pick them up. The bums collect them for their little homes in allies or between parkways. It is therefore necessary for bums remain in our communities. They keep our neighborhoods clean by picking up all the cans, bottles and reusable garbage from the streets and occasionally from our own garbage cans. This kind gesture separates them from their rivals, the homeless. They do SHIT. Not only do bums keep our streets clean, but they go so far as to help the environment. They travel to the nearest recycling center to trade in those cans and bottles that they pick up for nickles and dimes. They also deter the growth of the alarming amount of garbage that our cities produce by reusing some of it. Furthermore, they don't waste electricity, water, gas or heat because they live outside in their little bum houses. Again, this separates them from those little shits the homeless, who just sit around and ask for spare change and piss on your property. So next time you see a Bum with his/her little shopping cart chock-full of bottles, give them a pat on the back (despite the flesh-eating diseases you may contract)and tell them you are aware of their contributions and appreciate all they do. DAMN RIGHT I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT LIKE THIS......I LOVE THE 8 YEAR OLD BOY WHO DID THIS STORY...im seriously crying right now. Tiny Member Needs A Home DEWEY BEACH, DE - Local residents are reaching out for community assistance in placing a very lost, and very small member of our neighborhood. The “Cindy Elf” as named due to her unique size, needs your help. “Our house, his house, our house, his house, you never really know with her,” explains local bewildered house member Karen FBR Dills, “You’d love to expect her, but sometimes her bed just simply remains empty.” At first deemed unreliable, it has been since agreed that the Cindy Elf is simply confused. Perhaps due to the smaller brain of her smaller head, the Cindy Elf may not be able to determine where and when she should be staying in whose house. Also contributing to the problem states shoe expert Gene Simmons, “With the Cindy Elf wearing such large soled shoes to see over countertops and barstools, the new altitude and corresponding air pressure at that height might make for a delirium similar to altitude sickness commonly experienced by regular-heighted people traveling through the Himalayas.” A well worn path between 120 Swedes St. and #6 Baywinds is further proof that this strange species just cannot determine where she is supposed to be. Supporters along her route constantly encourage her with alcohol products, pizza slices, and assorted gift cards to Baby Gap. Perhaps her migration to neighboring Rehoboth Beach this fall will help quell the constant quandary this adorable little species encounters every evening. Cindy Elf, we’ll leave a light on for you. STEVIE THE ELF I LOVE YOU 2!....... ILL LEAVE ALL MY LIGHTS ON FOR YOU BUDDY, MAKE YOURSELF FEEL AT HOME, LOVE:George ps:meet you in the shed...ill be waiting(wink, wink)