Benvenute, amici. You have stumbled, either by accident or from constant nagging on Rita and Anna's part, to this humble abode of pumpkins, fly eyes, and pure insantiy. Yes, that pretty much sums up our life. This website is intended to educate you in the land that Rita and Anna inhabit. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE IT'S LONELY HERE! Besides, how can you resist the tea and crumpets (served at noon, and only that minute)? We're just two lowly Midwestern adolescents CRYING for our nonsensical voices to be heard.
*THE LIGHTS DIM...A SPOTLIGHT ILLUMINATES A DARK FIGURE PERCHED UPON A STOOL..A BONGO BEATS SOFTLY IN THE DISTANCE AND A WHISPER CAN BE HEARD "FLY.....EYE....FACTORY..."*
(Hey, all of you who come to this page better look at the other ones cause they're way better.)
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