A few of my favorite sayings are......... Do i look like a grocery item cause i see you checking me out....... WOW! looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks......... Love is like a bottomless pit, you can fall in but never fall out........... i wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away, i wrote your name on my hand but it washed off the other day, i wrote your name on my heart and forever it shall stay!........Heres a little hint..I DONT CARE!!!!!.......Why dont you practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?................ Short people have feelings too!!!............Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you havent gone to sleep yet............. Some days your the bug..other days your the windsheild...........Dont take life so seriously..It isnt permanent............I'll declaw my cat when you declaw your mouth.......... I have multiple personalities and none of them like you............. I eat 3 servings of vegetable a day..Ketchup..Ketchup..and Ketchup............Therapy is expensive..Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose..........Yet, despite the look on my face your still talking............ I'm sure your quite charming over the internet......PLEASE STAY AWAY! My personalities are contagious........... I'm sorry, i dont know any words small enough for you to understand.........Silly boys..trucks are for girls!.............Celebrate life with..KETCHUP!!!!!!...........Dont worry i forgot your name too........I didnt say you were stupid..i was just thinking it...........I move slower because i can whats your excuse?..........Lets not do lunch..EVER!!.............My mother says im perfect ans mothers are always right...........DO i look as dumb as you sound?.............Life is a test..thank you for bringing down the curve........REintarnation..coming back to life as a hillbilly...........What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what its about?...........I didnt say it was your fault. I said i was going to blame you.........They say i have A.D.D..but they just dont understand.Oh Look! A Chicken!...........I fianlly figured out who let the dogs out and no one cares anymore.............If your too open mided your brain will fall out........THe villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks..please hid me...........I smell something burning..have you been thinking again?...........Of course i'm in good shape..I play rock paper scissors...........Stupidity lies in the eyes of the beholder. Guess thats why everyone is staring at you..............I've stoppped listening..why havent you stopped talking?...........Even if the voices are not real..they have pretty good ideas..........Afraid of clowns...............Those people who said I'd never amount to anything..they're all dead now..............I see your playing stupid again..looks like your winning too...............ENglish? Who needs that?.............Everyone seems normal until you get to know them...........Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected? |
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