It's a very good question. Just why are you here? There are three distinct possibilities...
- You are truly fascinated by me and you want to get to know me better. What makes this man tick? What foods does he like? Boxers or briefs? So many questions, and here, so many answers to those questions.
- You hate me and want to find my weaknesses so you can either blackmail or completely destroy me. I love you too.
- You are completely bored and have nothing better to do with your life.
Since I know that all of you selected A, let's proceed then with the introductions. I'm Ben! Welcome to my site!
