I am the Kitten Destroyer, Xavario! They are planning EVIL DEEDS involving world domination. They must be silenced. Help us to save our civilisation. About me How and Why They feel rejected by their cruel overlords (anyone with a cat- THIS IS YOUR FAULT!). They will rebel in about three years if their demands are not met. The Felines are viscious, but not unreasonable. The Story They want: 1. More, better food. 2. More belly scritches. 3. Mobile phones designed specifically for them and personalised. 4. For their 'cat look' to be patented. 5.For you to get more people on this site! The Kitten Demands Help avert the war! Be wary of cats, make nice and sign the book. Or else (see below) Long live the Resistance!