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| Now to Enter the PYSCHEDELIC HUT |
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The doorbell rang. I went to get it it. I hoped it was my order of Dated Pickles from the Monk Stank CO. But it wasn't. I answered the door. "Hello?" I asked "Hello." replied a deep scraggily voice. "What do you need?" "Are you relgious?" "Excuse me." "NO!" he yelled "Huh?" "NO!" He stated as he turned around. Then I saw it: J.W. I knew then that a he was a Jahova Witness. He walked to the sidewalk, turned around, and looked at me awkwardly. I figured he was leaving so I shut the door and went back to the couch. I got comfortable and turned on the Tele. I tried to use the clicker but it wouldn't work. Then I got the feeling taht i was being watched. I got up and walked to the window. I opened the blinds. "AHHHHHHH!!" I yelled. For there were now 2 Jahova Witnesses looking at me. "Leave me alone." I screamed as I ran to the front door. I hoped to get to the car. I opened the door. "AHHHHHHH!!" I yelled as I looked at 3 Jahova Witnesses looking at me. My confidence was growing so I decided I would stare at them too. Then I saw it. The Jahova Witnesses would close their eyes and multiply. Sometimes into 1 Jahova Witness. Sometimes 2 or even 3. I looked around for somewhere to run. But there was no where to go for the Jahova witnesses kept multiplying. Soon there were over a thousand of them. And as abruptly as they started, they stopped. "Please Pass me a burrito." Said Jahova Witness 14. "Sure thing." replied Jahova Witness 78 as he pulled out a Burrito and Rifled it at Jahova witness 14. Jahova Witness 14 raised his hand into the air and snatched the burrito as if it were not moving at all. He then took it and launched it into the air. "What did you do that for?" I asked. the Jahova witnesses all pointed into the air. I looked up just as the burrito hit me in the face. I peeled it off and threw it to the ground. "You little piece of monkey Sh*t!" "Ah ah ah." The jahova witnesses stated. Then they all formed a circle and floated into the air. They started chanting things. Such strange thins. "Bach daie no fro,sug no ha lee, hen sa bef heeeee!!!!" I did not understand it but i did not like it. They all then looked down at me and started yelling like banchees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" |
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