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 Twas the night befo' christmas and all was quite slow Pimps were out pimpin their fine looking hos The stockings were all hung up all in a row with plush toys and sex things for my fine hos Cookie and Daisy up on the street With Jon-Jon and D'lo kissin their feet Pops in a Do-rag and me at past nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine with phat hos and end hos cuz the sleigh was quite fly i popped out of bed and quick to the door i was bout to knock ole santa onto the floor she said "stop frontin' mind yo business." I yelled to my ho "this guy is too phat." She hoed her way over in her blue/black nighthat Santa was tired from pimpin all day then blitzin mumbled "he just might be gay." they just sat quietly up in the back he pulled up his whip and smacked his 8 boyz c'mon you pimps let's make some noise across the projects and to the street corners i could tell for sure he was no forner he wa down the chimney just like POOF damn man these projects is wack! santa popped in his nouth fortyfive pillz i can drive high cuz i got some skillz out of his stash he pulled some dough went went to the streets to buy us some hos he beat up a pimp smooth as a cat busted his skull with a B-Ball bat he told me to get up out of his face his clothes were rented his pants were dark blue his threads were all coverd up in pooh busted out the cash and my jaw opened wide he gave me a wink and said "here jimmy" i said "that's not my name." as he slid down the chimney. He got in his sleigh and took his phat toys i just wish i was one of his boyz was a loud and hearty "WESSST SIDDDDE!!" |
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