| Please sign my guest book. I'll be your best friend. No!?! Then I'll give you some candy. Dodgers tickets? Hamburger earmuffs? The Kennedy assassination files? No, wait ,where are you going, please, no, wait, come back, nooooooooooooooooooooo
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| If you can read this please help me my name is Taro and I'm trapped in your computer I think there is a way to free me so that I may reek havoc on the town, which is why I was put here in the first place, just follow the instructions below.
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| There is no city ..... only Zuel! That's right and there's nothing you can do about it. Ha Ha Ha Ha! |
1. Using a Spanish monk and some salad, force the holy one into eating so much salad that he cannot take it any more and will then speak Spanish to your computer until it crashes. |
| 2. After the computer has crashed you must hurry while its defenses are lowered and proceed to hack this prison of a computer down with a herring, but be careful this computer of yours is a tricky one for remember it was all made in Taiwan.
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| 3. After then I shall be able escape and strip the town of all its riches and assets. Good Luck and may the power of the stinky beaver be with you!!!
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| Fax If you enjoyed that little parody of mine then kick back, relax, and enjoy what is to come.
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